don't follow me im a piece of shit 22 yr ol dude trying to figure out how to let myself grow

 

jaunes-hoodie:

krwzprtt:

enochian-dick-jokes:

broke-broken-breaking:

prokopetz:

If you’re trying to catch a housecat that’s gotten outside, don’t forget: they’re an ambush predator and you’re a persistence predator. You have several times more endurance than they do - use that to your advantage! Don’t run after them; that’s playing to the cat’s strengths, and vigorous pursuit may cause them to hide. Instead, follow them at a brisk walking pace until they get tired and need to have a lie-down, at which point you can simply pick them up and take them home.

Ok but no shit this tactic is what allowed humans to survive pre-civilisation

Some mammoth: *chilling, eating grass, mammothing*

Cavedude: *power walks towards them*

Mammoth: oh sIHT

cat : haha you can’t outrun me

human:

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That’s the best possible use of a gif I’ve ever seen

weegboi:

ask-drewscroll:

termanal-velocity:

betterdeadthancoward:

nevver:

Meanwhile, in Japan

Finally something is being done about fucking furries

#stopfurrycruelty

For some that don’t know, this is actually a Japanese Zoo-keeper training program.
People dressed up and act like animals while the zoo-keeper and guards try to catch them.
It’s not furry cruelty. It’s just a training program for Japanese zoos.
Read the article if you don’t believe me.

wow thanks for clearing that up i genuinely believed that swat teams were shooting furries with guns and throwing them in prison thank you for your clarification

(Source: The Atlantic)

mythicalwashrag:

vanquishedvaliant:

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vanquishedvaliant:

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vanquishedvaliant:

If you’re like sleep spooning a centaur and they roll over in bed do you just die

sleep on her back, then you’ll just roll off if she shifts

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i dont follow

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okay but what if you had a special bed instead 

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nothing says commitment like buying a new mattress

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